behold, titanic II

first we had sharktopus, now this? where do they get the funding for this crap? cinematic geniuses the asylum have brought you the much-anticipated sequel to james cameron’s titanic, called… wait for it… titanic II. and what do you know? tragedy strikes again! “on the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner [...]

pacey-con: the event of the century!

i mean, SO FUNNY. joshua jackson, aka pacey witter from dawson’s creek, took to the streets of san diego to launch the event of the century, pacey-con. armed with a megaphone, flyers and a “pacey-con” banner, jackson strolled through the enormous comic-con crowds to film this hilarious vid for funny or die. dubbed the event [...]

beware of the sharktopus!

i know what you’re asking yourself – is this real? did someone really think this would be a good investment of their time/money? the answer is YES!! a genetically-engineered half-shark, half-octopus is on the loose! and obviously, has a thirst for human blood. set to air on the sy fy channel later this year, sharktopus [...]

jewel’s gone undercover

if i were famous, i would do stuff like this ALL the time. catching people off guard is the best! check it out – funny or die, will ferrell’s brainchild, had the brills idea of sending an undercover jewel to sing karaoke at a hole-in-the-wall bar! donning a sly disguise, jewel/”karen” is coaxed by her [...]

adrien bit my finger!

unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve seen the hilariously adorable charlie bit my finger youtube vid. those two cuties have run up over 198 million views! but what happens when charlie grows up? late-nighter jimmy kimmel and guest adrien brody have given us the answer!! brody, on his promotional round for new movie [...]

thanks for the advice, urban!

another retailer promoting bad body image! first we saw photoshop disasters at ralph lauren and ann taylor. now urban outfitters is joining the party! take a look at their newest t-shirt – proclaiming “eat less!” the website description reads: “eat less or more or however much you’d like in this seriously soft knit tee cut [...]

ladies, take note

this is probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. you MUST watch. and then, grab a mirror and repeat word-for-word! Share and Enjoy:

a big f’ing deal!

famous people, listen up! if you got a mic attached to you, rest assured it will pick up noise. even whispers! so, the healthcare reform passed. as vice president joe biden was introducing our President, he let a big ‘ole f-bomb slip! so hysterical. on live television, vp biden turned to the prez and said [...]

party pooper

robert pattinson is… bothered! the vampire was portrayed hilariously by jimmy fallon on his late night show – and shared exactly why valentine’s day “bothers” him. flowers, candy, the shapes of hearts… it’s all part of pattinson’s party pooper rant. check it out above. alright, here’s my plea. robbie boy is set to appear on [...]

ask ashley

no, she won’t go away. especially not now! shamed new york governor eliot spitzer had a little run-around with call girl ashley dupre. and now the little lady thinks she’s got wisdom to share. when the press uncovered tiger woods’ 14 (gasp!) mistresses, dupre opened her mouth with “advice” for the young women caught up [...]

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