almost perfect

this just in: megan fox has a flaw! i know, who woulda known? ms. fox starred in her very own superbowl commercial this past weekend, which featured her promoting a motorola phone in – where else? – a bathtub. but when it came time for megan to show off the phone in a close-up, she [...]

ask ashley

no, she won’t go away. especially not now! shamed new york governor eliot spitzer had a little run-around with call girl ashley dupre. and now the little lady thinks she’s got wisdom to share. when the press uncovered tiger woods’ 14 (gasp!) mistresses, dupre opened her mouth with “advice” for the young women caught up [...]

open mouth, insert foot

katherine heigl. she was on her way to becoming the next julia roberts – america’s sweetheart. her breakout role as izzie on tv show ‘grey’s anatomy’ landed her some movie roles fit for a queen. ‘knocked up,’ ’27 dresses’ & her latest ‘the ugly truth’ all performed quite well at the box office. then, disaster struck: [...]

16 going on 40

16-year-old ‘gossip girl’ actress taylor momsen is this month’s teen vogue cover girl. that’s all well & good until you actually read the article. this little lady comes off very – well, strange. here are some highlights that might have you scratching your head. forced into the spotlight: “i kind of grew up in front of the [...]

there’s money in dancing

dancing with the stars. or as one comedien put it, dancing with the vaguely familiar. yeah, that’s more like it! one of those vaguely familiar contestants this season was olympic gold-medalist shawn johnson. the 17-year-old gymnast was a natural, and definitely helped draw a wider audience. i’m pretty sure abc knew that, judging by shawn’s [...]

gaga-licious

with the explosion of lady gaga on the music scene, i think everyone is kinda wondering where this girl came from. she never wears pants, instead opting for leotard-esque bottoms. she wears bows in her hair that are made out of hair. anyway, she’s fiercely fought her way to the top in such a short [...]